New “Dumbass” Law, please?
I propose the idea that we make a new law. This law would say that every day, each individual would have the ability to declare on specific person the “dumbass of the day”. After declaring someone DotD, you can then make fun of them, and slap them across the face.
I mean, it would kind of be like facepalming… except you’re “palming” at a higher speed, and it’s another person’s face. Still the same concept though, right?
Yes, this post is about you, woman who left her brand new cello in the car for 20 hours during a very hot Georgia day. And then you act surprised that the bridge collapsed, soundpost fell, and the neck broke? I mean, really? Seriously? Come on now.
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